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My name is Widya
I have the confidence of a grapefruit
I hate getting my toes wet
I like using toilet paper till there are enough squares to not be liable for changing the roll

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To judge a man by his weakest link or deed is like judging the power of the ocean by one wave.

Elvis Presley  (via opus-17)

thefuuuucomics:

i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

As Father’s Day comes to a close in little +65

I can’t help but feel mellow as I scroll through lengthy feeds on instagram and facebook, chock full of people posting photos they took with their father.

I wish I had something to write about my father too.

OH MY GOD I LOVE SPAM FRIES SO MUCH MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

OH MY GOD I LOVE SPAM FRIES SO MUCH MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

Making everybody weep with my killer swingzzz

Making everybody weep with my killer swingzzz